🚨BREAKING MAGSAFE MANIA ALERT!🚨 PITAKA has slapped the snooze-fest right off the MagSafe battery pack scene with their new Qi2-powered, ultra-chic battery! 💅⚡️ Like, my dude, this thing is designed to make your iPhone look like it just stepped off a Paris runway! 🥖✨ Forget the chunky bricks that could double as doorstops 🏋️‍♂️ and the magnets that are weaker than my WiFi signal on a rainy day 🌧️. PITAKA's pack is so slick it might just *steal your girl* 🤷‍♂️. I mean, the only thing more magnetic is that one friend who always shows up at the potluck empty-handed but still takes all the leftovers 🍕😂. Leaked convo between PITAKA devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "What if we made it stylish?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Bro, no cap, that's genius!" 🤯🔥 So take that, Apple, with your “meh” accessories 🤔. This is the kind of glow-up we didn’t know we needed! 🚀 **But here’s the *hot take* 🍵**: In 2025, we’re gonna see a MagSafe battery pack that will also brew coffee. ☕️💥 And if that doesn’t happen, I’m literally throwing my iPhone in the trash! 💀✌️ #MagSafeOrBust #GimmeMyCoffee!