🚨✨BREAKING: Magic: The Gathering is taking a detour straight into Fortnite-ville, and boy, are fans either vibin’ or seething! 💥🚀 Listen up, fam! Over the last 5 years, MTG went from sorcerers dueling in a fantasy world to cards featuring the *Avatar* crew and Spider-Man throwing hands at your local game store! Like, what even is happening?! 🥴😳 In this chaotic multiverse where the only thing missing is a "*stonks*" meme featuring a goblin, we’re either welcoming **newbie noobs** with open arms or throwing hands with the OGs who are like, “This is fine 🔥” while they watch their beloved game transform into a licensing buffet. 🍔🤡 🔥🔥 “Cards are now like Marvel movies. Just throw in characters and charge extra!” – Seriously, who’s the brains behind this marketing bonanza? Meanwhile, some ol’ guard players are like, “Back in my day, Dragonlords didn’t have dance emotes!” 😭💀 And here’s the kicker: if ‘Magic’ doesn’t stop morphing into a full-on battle royale, we're gonna end up with a card that summons *Shrek* to your side! 🤖👹 *YUGE* vibes incoming: MTG will feature meme culture by 2025, and we’ll be casting spells with TikToks. 😂🔮 So, what’s next? Brace yourselves for *Magic: Fortnite Tournament Edition*! 💸 Who’s ready to seethe or savor this wild ride? 🤔💯