🚀🌌 DUDES & DUDETTES, gather ‘round! Because we got a mad lad from Madrid, Francesco “Skeptic” Cacciatore, dropping rocket science wisdom like confetti at a TikTok party! 🎉💥 After two decades of dealing with the European aerospace snooze-fest, man’s hit crisis mode 💀 and said, “F*CK IT, I’m starting my own space gig!” Talk about midlife crisis goals! 😂🤡💁‍♂️💸 Like, my guy’s basically saying, “I’ve seen some things, but can I catch that sweet, sweet orbital reentry wave?” 💰🌍 Now, he's vibing with his company, Orbital Paradigm (I see you, bro, hitting that marketing strategy hard!) to prove that making a cheaper path to orbital reentry is totally possible. *Insert galaxy brain memes here* 🤯✨ *Leaked quote from Francesco*: “If Elon can tweet about it, then we can totally do it! Stonks, baby! 📈” And let’s be honest, these big space companies are shaking in their space boots while they try to decipher why they keep coasting into the budget black hole! 🤖💸💀 So here’s the tea: This guy's gonna revolutionize the launch game fr fr! 🤖🔥 My hot take? 🤔 By 2025, we’ll be launching ‘rocket pizza delivery’ services—just wait! 🍕🚀 Stay tuned, share this chaos, fam! ✨💥