🚨💥BREAKING: Google’s *Made by Google 2025* event has just dropped, and let me tell you—this is wilder than a cat meme in a Zoom call! 🐱💻 Get ready for FOUR new Pixel 10 phones, which is basically Google’s way of saying, “Who needs your money? We’ll just take all of it!” 💸💀 But wait, it gets better! Enter the Pixel Watch 4 ⌚—because who doesn’t want a smartwatch that reminds you *every second* that you’re still single? 😢💔 And don’t even get me started on the new Buds 2A; just when you thought your ears could be free, Google’s here like, “Nah fam, you want Internet clout and fancy sound!”🔥👂 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We're basically just rebranding the same tech but calling it revolutionary. It’s like a Fast & Furious sequel—more family drama, same explosions!" 🚗💨 Meanwhile, let's not pretend Google isn't sweating a little over AI—Allison Johnson from the Verge even said their job is to trick us into believing AI is our new best friend. 🤖💔 *Drake pointing meme* "Aw, hell nah!" 🔥🔥 Wild prediction coming your way: By 2030, Google will replace all human interactions with AI clones. 🤖☠️ Don’t say I didn’t warn you! #BasedOrCringe? 🤡💯