💀💻BREAKING NEWS from the land of overpriced fruit and allegedly "innovative" tech 🍏🚀: MacOS Tahoe vs. Sequoia—aka “What’s the Difference?” 🤷‍♂️ Here to save the day is the shimmering wonder of *Liquid Glass*—a feature so subtle your grandma would still think you’re using Windows XP! 😂 ✨🤖 But seriously, folks, Apple just leveled up your desktop icons from “blah” to “whoa” with some glitzy liquid glass. Now your files will gleam like they just spilled the tea at a TikTok party! 🌈☕️ I mean, *wow*, who needs functionality when you can have super shiny icons screaming, “LOOK AT ME. I’m important” (but they’re really not) 🔍🔥. Imagine the Apple devs huddled up like, “Let’s make icons that reflect the emptiness of their owners’ hearts.” 💔✨ Task complete! 💪 And one dev allegedly said, “We made the glass so liquid, if you stare at it long enough, you’ll forget how to use the Finder 😂👀.” In conclusion, Apple is just trying to distract us from the fact that our MacBooks still overheat like it’s auditioning for a role in a hot yoga class 🔥🧘‍♂️. My hot take? 💥 Prepare for infinite customizations next year, where even your wallpaper will ask for a subscription fee! 💸💀 #AppleTax #Stonks