🚨💻📺 BREAKING: macOS Tahoe Unleashes a Tsunami of Screensaver Options! 😱🔥 Hold onto your holographic mice, 💾 because Apple just dropped 15 new screensavers that are basically a visual feast for your eyeballs! 🍽️✨ I mean, who needs actual productivity when you can just stare at a digital waterfall for hours and call it “self-care”? 🤷‍♂️ This is fine. 🔥💀 😅 *Leaked dev quote*: “We put a LOT of time into making these screensavers, because, like, do you really expect us to create NEW hardware? Not on my watch!” - *Some Apple Dude* Listen, Jim from marketing, all those new screensavers are hot no cap, but they’re a solid reminder that Apple has officially run out of steam. 🚀💨 New iPhones? No thanks. New MacBooks? Who dis? Just give us PRETTY PICTURES. 🖼️👌 And let's be honest, if you're scrolling through the screensaver menu instead of working, you’re probably just trying to avoid your deadline like it's a bad Tinder match. 😬💔 In 5 years, we WILL be using these screensavers as replacements for real-life experiences, fully simulated via VR. 🪐🧙‍♂️ Apple will take over the world with just waterfall shots and mountain views. *Stonks rising.* 📈🍏 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and prepare to zone out on your screens because this is about to get REAL chaotic! 💥😎