🚨 BREAKING NEWS: macOS 🐢 TAHOE is finally getting off the couch!! 🛋️💨 That's right, folks: after a month of watching our Electron apps move slower than a dial-up connection 🤦‍♂️, the Electron team has slapped together a fix for the major GPU slo-mo issue! 🎉🎈 💥 Remember when you thought your Mac was starting to channel its inner tortoise? Well, that was the private API drama unfolding like an episode of "This Is Fine" 🍵🔥. And now, the devs are pulling a "Drake pointing" dance move as they roll out fixes in popular third-party apps! 💃🕺 Leaked Developer Quote (totally not made up): “We apologize for our Electron apps acting like they were stuck in molasses. 🥴 Note to self: stop using private APIs like they’re a secret sauce! #YOLO” But real talk: can we just admit that if your app runs on Electron, it’s basically a glorified web page? 🤡💀 You're navigating the web with the speed of a turbo-charged potato! 🥔💨 🔮 Hot Take Alert: By 2030, all apps will just be repackaged websites. Hurry up and grab your Web 3.0 NFT while you can, stonks 📈💰! Keep your Mac close and your Electron apps closer, because chaos is just around the corner! 🤖🚀✨