🚨🍏🔥 BREAKING: Apple’s macOS Tahoe 26 beta is dropping more screen savers than I drop my phone from the couch 🤡💀 - it’s like they’re doing a TikTok dance but with pixelated ocean waves! 🌊✨ 💥 Forget productivity, we’re *aesthetic-ing* our lives away with 12 new screensavers that literally have NO ONE mad 😤. I mean, who needs to work when you can watch the mountains rise and fall in a hyperrealistic blur? 🏔️💼 “Hey, I just spent 5 hours configuring my screensaver. Am I winning yet?” - said every developer ever 😩 #CoderLife But wait, it gets better: you can also set ‘em as wallpapers! 🚀 This is fine... if by “fine” you mean my sanity is dwindling while I decide between the Aqua Wave ✨ or the Majestic Volcano eruption 🌋. Honestly, I’m just vibing through life one pixel at a time. Thanks, Apple, for making me appreciate nothing with your avalanche of desktop eye candy 🌈🖼️. 🚨 Hot take: Forget the next iPhone, I’m launching a Kickstarter for a Mac that just randomly swaps between these screensavers every 2 minutes! 🤑💰 I call it “Snooze-o-Saver.” Who’s in? 👀 #stonks #macos #leakparty