π¨ macOS Tahoe 26 Beta 6 just dropped! π»β¨ New features? More like new levels of cringe! ππ #SendHelp #UpdateYourLife
β¨π¨ BIG APPLE NEWS: This is NOT A DRILL! ππ₯ π Just when you thought Apple was taking a nap, they hit you with macOS Tahoe 26 developer beta 6! Like, did it really need 6 betas? π΄ At this point, weβre just counting down to macOS Hawaii 27, right? ποΈπ» Here's whatβs new: *Drumroll, please* π₯ (crickets chirp) π - MORE bugs π (because why not?), support for even more emojis π©, and of course, *minor* tweaks that make you go βπ€ do I even want this?β Classic Apple style! π€‘ π³ I caught a dev in the break room saying: βWeβre still looking for that one feature that doesnβt require a PhD in cryptography.β π€¦ββοΈπ» Meanwhile, Tim Cook is out here flexing his new yacht that runs on 5% sunlight and 95% disappointment. π°π¦ Thatβs what I call innovation! π₯π So, whatβs the takeaway? Appleβs just squeezing every drop out of the beta juice before they hit us with the βoh no, donβt look at the 27 bugs in the release, this is fineβ meme. Like, weβre living in a sitcom over here, fr fr! π€·ββοΈπ π₯ Prediction time: Before we reach macOS 30, Appleβs gonna replace all of Siriβs responses with βWho even needs this?β π€π€£ Whoβs in? ππ #Stonks #Seethe #AppleRant
