๐จ macOS Tahoe 26 Beta 6 just dropped! ๐ปโจ New features? More like new levels of cringe! ๐๐ #SendHelp #UpdateYourLife
โจ๐จ BIG APPLE NEWS: This is NOT A DRILL! ๐๐ฅ ๐ Just when you thought Apple was taking a nap, they hit you with macOS Tahoe 26 developer beta 6! Like, did it really need 6 betas? ๐ด At this point, weโre just counting down to macOS Hawaii 27, right? ๐๏ธ๐ป Here's whatโs new: *Drumroll, please* ๐ฅ (crickets chirp) ๐ - MORE bugs ๐ (because why not?), support for even more emojis ๐ฉ, and of course, *minor* tweaks that make you go โ๐ค do I even want this?โ Classic Apple style! ๐คก ๐ณ I caught a dev in the break room saying: โWeโre still looking for that one feature that doesnโt require a PhD in cryptography.โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ป Meanwhile, Tim Cook is out here flexing his new yacht that runs on 5% sunlight and 95% disappointment. ๐ฐ๐ฆ Thatโs what I call innovation! ๐ฅ๐ So, whatโs the takeaway? Appleโs just squeezing every drop out of the beta juice before they hit us with the โoh no, donโt look at the 27 bugs in the release, this is fineโ meme. Like, weโre living in a sitcom over here, fr fr! ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ฅ Prediction time: Before we reach macOS 30, Appleโs gonna replace all of Siriโs responses with โWho even needs this?โ ๐ค๐คฃ Whoโs in? ๐๐ #Stonks #Seethe #AppleRant