✨🚨 BIG APPLE NEWS: This is NOT A DRILL! 🍏💥 🆕 Just when you thought Apple was taking a nap, they hit you with macOS Tahoe 26 developer beta 6! Like, did it really need 6 betas? 😴 At this point, we’re just counting down to macOS Hawaii 27, right? 🏖️💻 Here's what’s new: *Drumroll, please* 🥁 (crickets chirp) 👀 - MORE bugs 🐛 (because why not?), support for even more emojis 💩, and of course, *minor* tweaks that make you go “🤔 do I even want this?” Classic Apple style! 🤡 😳 I caught a dev in the break room saying: “We’re still looking for that one feature that doesn’t require a PhD in cryptography.” 🤦‍♂️💻 Meanwhile, Tim Cook is out here flexing his new yacht that runs on 5% sunlight and 95% disappointment. 💰💦 That’s what I call innovation! 🔥💀 So, what’s the takeaway? Apple’s just squeezing every drop out of the beta juice before they hit us with the “oh no, don’t look at the 27 bugs in the release, this is fine” meme. Like, we’re living in a sitcom over here, fr fr! 🤷‍♂️💀 🔥 Prediction time: Before we reach macOS 30, Apple’s gonna replace all of Siri’s responses with “Who even needs this?” 🤖🤣 Who’s in? 🌌👀 #Stonks #Seethe #AppleRant