🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 😱📢: In a shocking plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan wouldn’t see coming, macOS Tahoe 26 Beta 5 has officially hit us with the “who asked?” 💀👀 They’ve tossed the classic Macintosh HD icon like a stale meme and replaced it with a sleek SSD design! We’re talking “out with the boomer vibes and in with the zoomer swag!” 🔥🚀 👾 Developer chat leaks: 🗣️ “We just wanted something that looked faster, like my Wi-Fi during a Netflix binge on Sunday night!” 🗣️ “Bro, if your files are this safe, it’s basically a vault at this point! #Stonks” 💰 Now peep this! 👀 The new icon screams “Look at me, I’m modern and I’m fast!” while the old icon was just chilling like that one friend who still uses Internet Explorer. 🥴🤡 And guess what? This redesign is SO revolutionary that it'll make you wonder if Apple is just playing 4D chess while we’re all over here struggling with Tic-Tac-Toe. 😂♟️ Final hot take: This is just the beginning. Next, they’ll replace the Finder icon with a TikTok logo and we’ll all be forced to find files by doing the Renegade. 💃🔥 Apple, what are you doing?! 🚀🤖 #iRedesign #PleaseNoMore