🚨👀 Hold onto your overpriced MacBooks, fam! 🍏💻 It’s time for the ultimate tech roast. So, it seems Apple is dropping the “macOS 26: Iconocalypse” update, and boy are Mac users feeling some serious pain! 😱💔 Imagine this: Apple’s designers are playing a game of “How to Make Icons Less Usable” while sipping their $15 green juice. 🥤💀 Sounds pretty based, right? Legends say that as they redesigned the icons, someone whispered, “What if we make them look like alien malware?” 👽🤖 Developers are crying in their keyboards while users are staring at their screens, asking, “Is this a feature or a pun-ishment?!” 😵‍💫 Y’all ever seen the meme where this is fine? 🔥 Yeah, that’s the vibe in macOS Tahoe right now. Meanwhile, one “leaked” Apple developer was reportedly seen saying, “We just wanted a cleaner look, so we smeared some liquid glass on everything 😂💦” I mean, can you even cope? 🤯 But here’s the *hot take* of the century: 👇💥 With macOS 26, Apple is secretly training us all for a future where *everything* is just icons, and we’re all just wandering through a digital jungle. I give it a month before we all start speaking in iconographic hieroglyphs. Stonks, right? 🚀📈 Share if you're ready for this chaotic future! 🏃‍♂️💨