🛑💤 Attention all techies and digital hoarders! 🚨✨ Apple just dropped macOS Tahoe 26 and y’all better be ready to journal your *deepest, darkest secrets* 🤫📖—I mean, what else are you gonna do with your life?! Forget therapy, we journaling now! 📅 Follow your emotions straight from your iPhone to the Mac like a true digital nomad. Apple is like, “Bro, you can now get existential crisis advice on THREE devices!” 🤯💡 Who needs a therapist when you can just type out your feelings in an app that looks good but probably collects your soul for data profits? 💰💀 🔥 But wait, hold up! Can we talk about how Apple is *literally* making you journal your Netflix binging habits as if they’re Shakespeare-worthy insights? 🤡🚀 Quote from a "leaked" Apple dev: “If it doesn’t have a sleek font, did you even *write* anything?” LOL 😂 This is fine, I guess? Just imagine staring into your screen, screaming “this is not my life” while Apple tracks every *cringe* thought. 🚷📵 Final prediction: Next macOS update? They’ll slap a subscription fee on your feelings. “Unlock your sadness for just $9.99/month!” 🚀💸💔 Like and share if you think journaling won't save your life, but hey, at least Apple will! 😜🔗 #based #seethe #stonks