🚨✨BREAKING TECH NEWS ALERT!!✨🚨 Yo fam, prepare those wallets 'cause it’s about to go DOWN in the realm of overpriced fruit tech! 🍏💸 Today’s 9to5Toys Lunch Break deals are hitting harder than my 3 AM existential crisis! 💀💥 💥 FIRST: MacBook Pro M4 Pro is slashing prices like a ninja with a broken sword, snagging a juicy $550 OFF!!! 🤑 You better be ready to flex that new laptop on the 'gram, but no cap, it better run smoother than your last relationship. 💔💻 👀 And don’t sleep on the iPhone 16 Pro Max! It's $540 off! Just remember to hold it steady, ‘cause Apple could literally charge you extra for the air you breathe while using it! 😤💨 But wait, there’s more… AirPods 4 are going for a measly $85! Get 'em before they go fugazzi like your last three Tinder matches! 🎧💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I can’t believe we price these things so high. But boy, do they sell! #stonks” - Anonymous Apple intern 🤫🚀 And pro tip: Once you buy all this gear, cop that Nomad Find My Tracking Card, 'cause your chances of losing them are as high as your WiFi signal in the bathroom. 📶🚽 🔥 Hot Take: 2024 will be the year Apple launches “iAir” – that’s right, they’re gonna monetize AIR next! 💨💰 Get ready to cringe, folks! Stay based and broke! 🔥🚀💀