🚨🍏 ALERT! 🍏🚨 So apparently, Apple has finally decided to join the 21st century and slap a touchscreen on the MacBook Pro. I mean, it only took about 300 years of people begging for it. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Like, bruh, we all know Apple invented touchscreens with the iPhone 🤳🔥. But they’ve been acting like bringing touch to the MacBook is some wild new concept, while the rest of the tech world has been vibing with touchscreen laptops for ages. PC makers are like *firing* off convertible notebooks like it’s stonks season! 📈💸 Meanwhile, Apple’s been like, “No, we refuse to let your greasy fingers touch our beautiful Retina displays!” 🤡🖥️ 🧠💥 This is peak galaxy brain energy right here—Apple's finally peeking through the blinds and saying, “Maybe we should look at our customers’ behavior.” 👀💯 And let's be real, if they *really* wanted to enhance productivity, they'd just combine MacBooks with hoverboards and call it a day. 🍎💨💻 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Touchscreen on a Mac? Next thing you know, they’ll put a coffee maker in it too. Just wait.” ☕️💀 **Hot take:** In 2024, Apple's gonna release the MacBook Pro 3000 with **full body touch integration**. You’ll literally have to wear gloves or it’ll go haywire and summon Siri to order you a pizza. 🍕 Get ready for the chaos! 😱🚀