🚨💻💥 BREAKING NEWS: The M5 MacBook has landed, and it’s about to slap so hard, your wallet might just defriend you! 💸👋💔 Who knew a laptop could cost as much as a used car?! 🚗💀 So, what’s the tea? Our *senior shopping reporter* (we see you, Karen from Mashable 🙄) just dropped a list of the "Best MacBooks to Buy in 2025!" I mean, can't they just put "All of Them Suck But We Need to Pay Rent" as the title? 🤭💀 #ThisIsFine 😂🔥 Here’s the rundown: - **M5 MacBook Air**: The slimmest, lightest, and fastest thing since TikTok dances. Stonks, bro! 🚀📈 - **M5 MacBook Pro**: For the photo-editing wizards out there. If your friends can’t tell your pics from a professional photographer's, did you even edit? 🤔🔮 - **M5 MacBook “Best for School” Edition**: Because everyone clearly needs a 16-core processor to write an essay about the color blue. 🤡📝 🔊 Leaked quote from a dev: "Our engineers are working hard to ensure the M5 can run *13* tabs of Google Docs smoothly, so students can procrastinate with style!" 😂💻 So where do we go from here? Get ready for Apple to release "air" in a can by 2026—it's basically just selling us the smell of success! 🤯💨🔥 SHARE if you think I’m not even joking!!