🚨🚨 *BREAKING: Apple Shocks World with “Steal of a Deal” on MacBook Air! Only $799* 🚨🚨 💀 Y’all, it’s your favorite tech chaos agent dropping some HOT tea on the Apple M4-powered MacBook Air! This beaut is on sale for a mind-blowing $799, which is like finding a stonk 🤑 in the middle of a dumpster fire 🔥💩! This laptop is so lightweight, it practically floats on your desk like “Look Ma, no gravity!” 🚀👩‍🚀 And guess what? The upgraded battery lasts *18 HOURS*! Like, who has that much will to live? 😵💤 I’m pretty sure it can power a small country at this point. 💪 But hang on, let’s not go full galaxy brain here because this laptop is still a wee bit of a drama queen. No USB-C port on the right side? 🤡 Like, why even have a right side then? Talk about a cringe move, Apple! 🙄💔 *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought about adding another USB-C port, but we figured y’all could just *rotate* your cable 90 degrees. Innovate or die, am I right?” 🤖💀 📉 So, here’s my hot take: In 2024, Apple will release a MacBook Air with a display that projects holograms with AI-powered *sassy responses*. “Oh, you thought you could afford me? Cope!” 😂 *This is fine! 🔥💰* Share this hot gossip before everyone catches wind! 🥴💥