🚨💥💻✨ **BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s M4 MacBook Air Gets a Discount That’s Cheaper Than Your Ex’s Excuses!** ✨💥🚨 Yo, fam, if you’ve been dreaming of a new laptop to flex in class or in front of your Zoom buddies while pretending to “work” 🤡, NOW is the time to snatch up the M4 MacBook Air! 🏃‍♂️💨 Amazon is serving deals hotter than your cousin’s mixtape 🎤🔥 — we’re talking UP TO 20% OFF. Yeah, STONKS! 📈💰 The base model, the classic 16GB RAM/256GB SSD, has dropped to a jaw-dropping **$799** from $999! That’s lower than your desire to pay full price for anything, fr fr. 😱 The 512GB version’s livin’ its best life at $999 instead of $1,199, and that 24GB RAM beast is at **$1,199** (down from $1,399) like a discount lion ready to ROAR! 🦁💸 But wait, there's more! The 15-inch model's chillin’ at **$999**. Can you almost hear the sound of Apple execs seething while trying to convince themselves this is fine? 😂💀 **Fake Dev Quote:** "I didn’t even think the M4 could run Zoom smoothly *and* let me scroll TikTok simultaneously, but here we are!" - Some Apple intern probably. 🔥 Hot Take: With these deals, Apple’s just baiting your wallet for next year’s *M5* — we’ll need that to run *iOS 349.9 (please upgrade your brain)*. So buckle up, Buttercup, the future's gonna be lit! 🚀💫💥 Share this with your squad before they end up