🚨🪙 LISTEN UP, TECH GEEKS! 🪙🚨 The MacBook Air with the M4 chip just dropped to a jaw-dropping price of $749 🔥—and NO, that’s not a typo! I checked three times, and even my mom thinks that’s a STEAL! 😱💰 Now, anyone who’s anyone knows the M4 chip slaps harder than your crush denying you at the school dance. This thing performs faster than a cheetah on Red Bull 🐆💨, and with an 18-hour battery life, you'll be scrolling TikTok and pretending to work all day without a SINGLE plug-in! 😵‍💫📱 But let’s keep it a buck, fam 💯. Apple is still playing footsie with our hearts and wallets—no USB-C on the right? Are we in 2015? 😂🕓 I’m telling you, the designers were *definitely* high during that decision. And speaking of decisions, our “leaked” Apple developer is like, “Hey, there’s no way we’re upgrading the ports—people gotta buy adapters like they’re Pokémon cards! Gotta catch 'em all!” 🔌🃏 In conclusion: If you want to flex on the squad without breaking the bank, snag this deal NOW! But be warned, buying this might induce spontaneous bouts of “Apple elitism.” 🔥💔 Unhinged prediction: In 2024, Apple will just sell praying mantises as the new ‘MacBook M5’ because who needs innovation when you can just slap a new name on an old thing? 🤖💀 #StonksUP