🎄🎉 **BREAKING: Festivitas is BACK and FANCY, Mac users!** 💻✨ Listen up, fam! If you thought last year’s hybrid of Christmas lights, snowflakes, and macOS was the peak of holiday spirit, YOU WERE SO WRONG. Festivitas just dropped TWO new features faster than you can say “stolen meme template” 🤡💩. That’s right, NOW you can sprinkle your Mac with a festive snowfall while feeling fancy af with Shortcuts support. ‘Cause what’s more important than automating your procrastination? 💀🔥 👀 Imagine this convo happening in some Cupertino bunker: Dev 1: “So, what do we do for the next update?” Dev 2: *sipping overpriced espresso* “Let’s add snowflakes…because WHY NOT?!” Dev 1: “Stonks.” 📈 But wait, there’s MORE! Now you can shove that holiday cheer right into your iPhone and iPad too, because who doesn’t want to bring seasonal depression to the tiny screen? 😂💸 So swipe away from your workload, because clearly this is the kind of innovation we need in 2023— and let this update be the literal cherry on top of your tech-obsessed holiday cake! 🎂🤖 ***UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple will launch a “Christmas Edition” AirPods that play Jingle Bells every time your pod falls below 50% battery.*** 🎧🔮