🚨🚨 ALERT: Your Mac might be at risk, and no, I'm not talking about that cheese platter you left out for 2 weeks. 🧀💀 Once upon a time in the enchanted land of Apple, unicorns roamed free and malware was just a spicy rumor. 🦄✨ "Macs don't need antivirus" was the mantra, passed down through generations like a family heirloom. But fast forward to 2023, and let’s be real—those Macs are now the *premium buffet* for hackers. 🍽️💸 📈 Mac market share is soaring like a SpaceX rocket, and guess what? Hackers LOVE a little *Stonks* action! 💰💥 “Nobody's gonna mess with my Mac,” said the guy who still uses Internet Explorer. 😳 Leaked developer quote: “We thought we could just vibe until the end, but now I’m pretty sure there are malware bots that breathe down my neck.” 😵‍💫🤖 So, do you really need those third-party antivirus apps or are the *built-in shields* holding it down like Mjölnir? 🗡️⚡ The *official guidance* is to *“keep living your best life,”* but that’s about as reassuring as saying “this is fine” while your computer is on fire. 🔥 🔥🔥 Hot take: **Eventually, Apple will drop an antivirus app that’s as overpriced as a degree from a tech school, and everyone will still download it because they can’t cope with the thought of their Mac getting a virus**. Stay based, friends! 🤘🚀