๐จ Mac sales up 21% but still melting like ice cream before summer ๐ฅ U.S. feels the tariff cringe ๐๐ฆ #Oops
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: Apple Mac Sales Are UP 21% โ But Wait, U.S. Sales? ๐ฌ๐ That's like finding out your pizza has pineapple on it when you specifically ordered pepperoni! ๐๐คข According to the latest IDC tea (and by tea, I mean stats, not the kind you sip in your overpriced Starbucks), Appleโs Macs are vibing hard overseas while Americans are just out here staring at their empty wallets. โSales are flatlining like my social life on a Friday night,โ said some random Apple developer we just made up. โTariffs? Nah, we call that Thursday.โ ๐๐ค But fr fr, how is Apple flexing 21% growth like itโs doing CrossFit when itโs losing the U.S. market like your mom loses at bingo night? ๐คทโโ๏ธ #Stonks? Sureโฆbut make it cringe. ๐ฌ๐ Get ready to unfollow your Chromebooks, fam. With this flatline, Iโm only predicting Appleโs next PR stunt will involve Tim Cook adopting a kitten named "Tariff" or some spicy โSave Our Salesโ campaign! ๐๐ฅ Whatโs next? Macs being sold at *literally* any price just so people can feel like they own a piece of the overpriced fruit? ๐๐ธ Stay tuned for that chaos. Itโs gonna be WILD! ๐คก๐ #AppleHateClub #MacAttack