🚨🌀 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🌀: The *M5 Vision Pro* is doing a not-so-sneaky global rollout like it’s trying to get into a VIP club it hasn’t been invited to yet. 🙄💅 Two new lucky winners on the block: Korea 🇰🇷 and Taiwan 🇹🇼, 'cause apparently not being able to buy an overpriced gadget in your own country is SO last season. Now, everyone can pre-order their $3,000 spatial computer—because who needs rent, amirite? 💸💀 And you *STILL* need to have a personal appointment at the Apple Store to touch the magic. ✨ This is the tech equivalent of asking your crush out and waiting with a rose while they throw your hopes in the trash. Just me? OK, moving on! 🤡💔 Developer Quote Leak: “We wanted to give them a personalized experience. Like, why not drop a mortgage on something that feels like a VR fitbit that you might use for an intense game of solitaire?” 💻🫠 And here’s the REAL tea☕: I predict by *2025*, the whole planet will be fighting over who actually gets to hold the M5 Vision Pro while the humans are left banging rocks together. Just use your imagination, folks! 😤🔥 #VisionProMadness #TechDoomed