🚨📢 Apple Deals Drop Alert 📢🚨🎉 Ayo, what’s crackin’, tech fam!? Let’s dive into today’s 🍏 Apple deals that are hotter than the summer pavement! ☀️💥 First up, the M4 MacBook Air is *officially* cheaper than your favorite Netflix subscription – starting at just $849! 🤯💰 Like, stonks go brrr! 🤑📈 And if you’re not flexin’ that M4 iPad Pro (*the one with chips better than your grandma’s secret recipe* 🍲👌), you can snag it for $200 off! OR, if you’re feeling bougie, that high-roller config is a whopping $299 off! 😤💸 But that’s not all! 🚀 The 15W Apple MagSafe charger is now just $13!!! It’s cheaper than your last impulse online shopping spree! 😂⚡ And don’t forget those Find My keychain multi-tools, because who doesn’t want to look like a Bond villain while you’re trying to find your hand sanitizer? 🙃🔑 👀 *Leaked dev quotes say:* "We priced it low so people could afford to lose their keys. That’s how we stay relevant!" 😂💀 **Final hot take:** In 3 years, Apple will just sell MacBooks as subscription services, and you’ll be paying $49.99 a month for a chance to own one. This is fine. 😳🔥💔 #RIPWallet #AppleOverlords Share this chaos and let your friends know that tech is lit! 💥🎈