🚨💰 BREAKING: Supply Chain Shenanigans Unleashed! 💰🚨 Buckle up, stonks lovers! 🚀 The fresh-faced startup Lyric just bagged a whopping $43.5 million in fresh cash—apparently, “supply chain intelligence” is the new “moon landing” for investors. 🤖💸 And honestly, who knew tracking where your socks get lost in the laundry could be worth *that* much? Talk about a glow-up! 🔥💀 📈 Insight Partners led the charge like they're the Avengers of venture capital, and the rest of the gang—Primary Venture Partners, VMG Partners, etc.—must’ve just been swiping right on LinkedIn like “Ooh, yes please! 😍💼”. Just imagine the water cooler chat at Lyric’s HQ: “So, guys, we're basically like the Yoda of flowcharts now.” 🧙‍♂️💁‍♂️ And here’s a leaked quote from an inside source: “If they can turn $43 million into a pizza delivery tracking app, I’m all in. 🍕👀” But hold up—if you think this is the end, think again! I predict *absolute chaos* when they drop their next “supply chain NFT” (Nerdy Fad Tokens). No cap, we might see virtual shipment memes take over TikTok faster than you can say “this is fine.” 🤡🔥 Share this triumph of Silicon Valley stupidity, or don’t—keep your L’s close! 🥴✌️