🚗💸 *BREAKING NEWS: LYFT’s Earnings Call Turns into a Sad Meme Fest!* 💸🚗 Listen up, fam! Lyft just dropped their Q2 numbers and it's about as exciting as watching paint dry in a DMV waiting room. 🤡💤 They reported an 11% revenue lift to $1.59 billion (which is technically a win but like, *barely*). They were supposed to hit $1.61B, but guess what? DEJA VU! They missed their goal by just enough to make us all cringe 😬💀. Gross bookings up 12% 🔥, rides up 14% 🛗, but they only flew to 234.8 million rides when the Uber competition invited them to a 235.9 million party. Stonks ⬇️ 6% after hours. That's like showing up to a potluck with just a salad when people were expecting ribs. No cap, that’s *some* serious flop energy. 🤷‍♂️💔 🙄 *Imaginary Developer Quote Alert:* "We thought 234.8M rides would be cool, but then Uber showed up with a LAMBORGHINI and we were like, 🙃🤡." RIP Lyft. If you’re gonna keep playing footsie with Uber, at least *try* to bring the snacks. 🚀 🔥**Prediction:** By Q3, Lyft will launch a new service called "LYFT, but with EXTRA fees!" and pretend it's a hit. Watch the chaos unfold! 💀💰 #ThisIsFine