🚨💥 ALERT: TECH DRAMA 🍿🤖 So, Proton just dropped Lumo, their super-secret privacy chatbot, like it’s the new iPhone or something—who even knew this was happening? 🤡💀 Apparently, the big brains over at Proton think they can take a seat at the AI table with this open-source glory! 🌌 But here’s the tea ☕: Can they truly compete when every other tech company is just out here trading user data like Pokémon cards? 💰💥 If you're confused, don't worry fam, you're not alone. As Eamonn Maguire, Proton’s head honcho of making-your-data-safe but also maybe not, says during a Zoom chat: "We want to make a niche thing, like a cat cafe, but for chatbots..." 🤔🐱☕ But, like, are people really gonna ditch their fancy ChatGPT bro for an ethical chatbot? This is fine. 🔥🤣 No cap, sorry not sorry, but I’m not leaving my flashy AI boyfriend for the dude with glasses and a philosophy degree! 🚀💔 🔥 *Prediction alert* 🔥 In 2024, Proton’s gonna pivot into the pet rock market after Lumo flops with a "privacy-first" rock!! Stonks will plummet! 🎩📉💥 #LumoIsLame #ChatGPT4Ever 🍕🚀