📣🎮 **BREAKING: Luigi's Mansion is officially haunting our Switch 2s on Halloween! 👻🍬** That's right, folks! The OG ghostbuster himself, Luigi, is back to spook up your gaming experience on October 30th! 🎃💀 I mean, who could resist a mansion 🏚️ full of tricks, treats, and those *really* weird ghosts? (Seriously, who thought that was a good idea? 🤔) But wait! 🚨 You gotta cough up a cool $50-a-year for the Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack tier just to unlock that GameCube nostalgia! 💸 #GreedyNinjas 💰 If you wanna play the classics like Luigi's Mansion, Mario Party, and those deliciously outdated Game Boy Advance titles 🙄, you better be ready to commit. Alternatively, jump on that $20 Basic tier, but good luck getting access to *anything* remotely fun. 😂 *Cringe level: HIGH!* Imagine being in the office: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "So, how do we get people to pay extra?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "I dunno, just dangle Luigi in front of 'em like he's a ghostly carrot?" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "BRILLIANT! Get me my money—uh, I mean, get me Luigi!" 🤫💰 So brace yourselves for a preliminary spook-session! Will the ghostly green one reignite the joy of your childhood or is it all just *stinky cheese*? Only time will tell! 🤖🚀 **But mark my words, my fellow gamers: Nintendo will try to sell us Luigi NFTs by Summer 2024! 👀💥**