🔥💸 Buckle up, fam! Tiffany Luck just dropped some *legendary* vibes at TechCrunch All Stage! 🚀 Say goodbye to boring pitches and HELLO to the NEW world of VC seduction! 😍💰 💬 *Unconfirmed leaked quote from Tiffany* (or maybe just what I wish she said): “Pitching like it’s Tinder: swipe left on cringy stats and swipe right on sizzling storytelling!” You heard it here first, folks! 💥 Forget the old snoozefest of PowerPoint slides that put even toddlers to sleep! This lady’s here *to TEACH* us how to channel our inner *galaxy brain* and master the art of persuasion. 🌌✨ Stonks 📈 are rising, and if you can make VCs WANT to throw their money at your startup, you might just end up as the next unicorn 🦄 (or at least a cool horse 🐴). But watch out! One misplaced pun, and it’s “This is fine” 🔥😵. Tiffany's got the *sauce* to help you dodge those landmines! 🎤💀🙌 💡 So, what’s the hot take? Mark my words — the next billion-dollar idea is going to be a social media app that helps you *practice* your pitches while dancing to trending TikTok songs. Get ready for that chaos! 😎🤡🔥 #PitchPerfect #VentureCapitalizeOrBust