🚨🚙 BREAKING NEWS: The chief engineer at Lucid Motors, Eric “Did I Just Drive My Tesla into a Midlife Crisis?” Bach, has ghosted the company after a decade of... *checks notes* barely keeping their EV dreams alive. ⏳💀 In a move so shocking it makes the “Woman Yelling at a Cat” meme look tame, the entire Lucid crew is experiencing an executive shake-up! I mean, nothing screams “we’re fine!” like the head engineer saying “yaaaas, I’m out!” while standing in a sea of luxury EVs that are still struggling to roll off the production line. 🤡🚀 “Honestly, I just wanted to work on something that doesn’t have more delays than my ex’s Netflix password,” Eric allegedly said (totally not made up, you can trust me, fr fr). Honestly, can Lucid Motors pivot faster than your mom asking why you’re still single? 💰💔 At this rate, even their stock price is going full Drake: “Gonna go for the hype, but secretly want to cry.” 📉💔 💭 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 10 years, Lucid will either be giving out Tesla-style “I'm sorry for taking your money" swag or will rebrand as a luxury furniture company specializing in EV-shaped coffee tables. 🤯🔥 Bet!