🚨🚙💸 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚙🚨💸: Lucid Motors just revealed the *GRAVITY*—but not the one where you sit and ponder life’s big questions. Nah fam, we’re talkin’ about an OFF-ROAD version that probably won’t sell more than 9 units! This is literally *the* most niche flex since your friend bought a unicycle for “transportation” 💀👇. #OffRoadingInStyle After some major *cough* “debunking,” VP Nick Twork threw shade like he’s trying to block a solar flare! He claimed their sales are “well into the 3-digit range”— #Stonks? 🔥🤡 Like, did the 2 or 3 digits just throw a party or something? In the funniest twist, Lucid said it was held back by a magnet shortage—like, bro?! Maybe just *magnetize* some buyers instead? 😭🤦‍♂️💥 Come on, I know folks got more faith in their local taco truck than this overpriced rollercoaster. *Leaked Developer Quote*: “At this rate, our next model will be an inflatable bounce house powered by wishes and dreams. 💭✨” *Hot Take*: Mark my words, soon every SUV will be off-road equipped—so we can all just *pretend* we're in the Wild West while stuck in city traffic. 🚀🌪️ *This is fine.*