🔥📢 Hold up, fam! Google’s back at it again with the Pixel 10 and they’re playin’ Santa Claus with a juicy $100 Amazon gift card for all you pre-order fiends! 🎁👀 But wait, does that mean we’re about to experience peak capitalism? 🤔💸 🔍 ZDNET’s flexin’ hard with their “expert” recommendations, but we all know it’s really just a bunch of nerds in a room arguing over the best way to describe a phone’s battery life while drinking overpriced coffee. ☕💀 “Hey guys, should we mention how it sputters out like my motivation on a Monday?” 🤡 🛒 So, what’s the scoop? You punch in your card info, and BAM! You’re the proud owner of the Pixel 10 PLUS a $100 gift card to purchase… more stuff you don’t need! 💰🤷‍♂️ This is peak 'Stonks' if I’ve ever seen it! 🚀💥 But real talk, the Pixel 10 better have a battery that lasts longer than your last relationship or I’m crying. 😭 If not, we’re looking at a new meme format: “This is Fine, But the Battery Life Isn’t.” 😅🔥 👀 Prediction: The Pixel 10 will flop worse than my attempts at adulting, and we’ll all be stuck in a "return it" meme loop. Buckle up, fam! 🤖💥