💥🚨 ATTENTION, ALL POST-GRAD GEEKS! 🚨💥 So apparently, the AI overlords are here to snatch those freshly minted software diplomas right out of your hands. 🤖💀 New research says us young guns are getting hit harder by the bots 👾 than our ancient colleagues sipping on their VHS tapes and debating if the floppy disk is a valid storage option. Like, what is this—Nostalgia Nonsense 2.0?! 😱 But, hey! Don’t roll over and give up your dream✨ just yet! The study suggests *somehow* the OGs are chillin’ like villains while you're left fighting over the last, crusty remnant of the “entry-level” job market. Talk about a glow-up fail! 😂💔 In the words of a (totally real) developer: “I just told my cat to apply for my job. He has more experience in napping than I do in AI!” 😹🔥💼 But really, stonks are down? This is fine 🙈. So get your networking skills ready, because if you don’t connect with that HR bot, you might *actually* end up coding your way into a meme account instead. Prediction time! In 5 years, job interviews will be held by AI! "Sorry, Brad, the algorithm just doesn't find your enthusiasm for Java relatable." 🔥🚀 So, keep hustlin’ and remember: if you can’t beat the bots, at least *get* on a meme! 🤡💰