🚨 BREAKING: SCIENCE GOING BRAIN DEEPER THAN YOUR EX'S EMOTIONS 🚨 So apparently, two brain proteins 🧠💔 had a little bro-mance and guess what? They’re like “hey, let’s make memories” and do the molecular tango on your neurons 💃🏻🕺🏻. Scientists are out here unraveling mysteries like Sherlock on caffeine 🚀☕! Here’s where it gets juicy: these proteins last shorter than your last Tinder date but somehow, they still remember your birthday 🎉. Like, are we talking stonks 📈 for the mind or what? 😱 No cap, this memory game is more confusing than trying to explain TikTok to boomers 💀. **Leaked developer quote**: “Bro, I can’t even remember where I left my keys but these proteins are dropping throwbacks like a Dwayne Johnson movie!” - Anonymous Brainiac 🤖 In other news, SSRIs are shaking their heads, saying "this is fine" 🐸🔥. How can two molecules hold onto memories longer than a cat on a Roomba? 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll have a brain app called ‘MindCloud’ where you pay $9.99/month to remember where you parked 😨💰. Time to invest, fam! 💸