🚨💥BREAKING: Ambiq Micro, aka the Chip Dwarfs of Power Saving, just filed to go public! 📈💰💤💤 Yup, you read that right, they’re entering the big boy playground of the NYSE with the ticker symbol “AMBQ” (which honestly sounds like a spell from Harry Potter). 🔮✨ These wizards are all about making devices that use less juice than your dad’s favorite pair of UGG boots in the summer. 🤡🔥 Apparently, their whole vibe is so low-energy that they make your ex's enthusiasm about brunch look like some serious stonks! 📉💔 But hold up! They didn’t spill any tea on how much cash they're trying to rake in. 🤔💸 Is this a stealthy flex, or are they just trying to avoid the cringe of revealing their value? 🤷‍♂️ It’s like going to a party without bringing snacks and hoping no one notices. 🙄🍕 One unimpressed dev was overheard saying, “We can make chips so low-power, they’ll put you to sleep better than a boring tech conference.” 💀😴 #Facts Listen up, fam—this IPO could either spark a revolution for eco-friendly tech or crash harder than my dating life. 🚀💔🌍So, buckle up! I predict by 2025, Ambiq will either be a banner success or we’ll be using their IPO as a cautionary tale! 📉🔥 #StayTuned 🍿👀