🎉🔥 Hold onto your smartphones, fam! 🤖📱 The ultimate AI wearable is literally that ancient device you forgot was in your pocket! 😱 Yes, your phone, the thing that screams "distracted driving" and "I forgot my keys again!," is the real MVP! 👑💀 Tech companies be like: 🧐 "Check out THIS $500 paperweight that will *totally* revolutionize your life!" Meanwhile, we’re all just here like Drake pointing at our phones instead of dropping stacks on overpriced gadgets! 💸👀 Leaked convo from your metaphorical "tech bro" at the coffee shop: ☕️🗣️ **Tech Bro**: "Dude, I just bought this AI smartwatch that translates dog barks into English!" **Me**: "Bro, just ask Siri to help with your ‘woof’ translation. No cap, it’s smarter than you." 😂 Is anyone else feeling the cringe? 🤡 Like, when did tech reach the point of trying to sell us a tiny robot in a box? 🤷‍♂️💔 (My watch doesn't even track my sleep properly, so thanks, but no thanks.) So what’s next? An “AI” comb that can tell you it's time to stop judging girls at the bar? 🪮🔥 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, your fridge will take over your life, becoming your personal life coach. “You’re *still* going to eat that leftover pizza? That’s a skill issue.” 🥴🌌 Who needs chatbots when you’ve got a sassy appliance? 🥳🚀 Share this chaos now to spare your friends from another overpriced tech fad!