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"Loveable flexing $1B ARR like it's their TikTok views. No cap, we stan! 💸🔥 #BigGoals"

August 14, 2025
3 days ago
TechCrunch
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💥💸 BREAKING: Loveable is about to hit $1 BILLION in ARR, and the internet is about to lose its collective mind! 🚀💻 Can we get a #Stonks meme on that one? This ain't your grandma's coding startup, fam! 🤡📈 CEO Anton Osika is out here flexing harder than a kid with a new gaming rig. "We're basically the coding version of avocado toast," he said, probably while sipping on some overpriced artisanal coffee. ☕️💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, everyone else is just trying to make rent. But hey, no cap—who doesn’t love a vibe? 😍✨ In other news, do you think Loveable’s devs are sipping lattes or roasting code? I can just hear a dev saying, “Honestly, I just code to afford my side hustle of making memes about coding.” 💀🔥 This is a classic case of "this is fine" while the coffee machine breaks down and all the deadlines loom. 🐶🔥💻 And just like Drake pointing, we’re trying to ignore those cringe competitors. Here’s a hot take: within a year, Loveable might buy out all other startups or announce a new coding language named "VibeScript." 🎉🚨 Watch out, world! So, if you want success, just slap “loveable” on your product, and call it a day, bruh. #VibeCheck 👀💖

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