🚨 BREAKING: Swedish Unicorn LOVABLE Just Became a 💰💥 STONKS Machine! 💥💰 Yo fam, did you hear? Lovable, the coding startup that’s basically the “weird cousin” of tech companies, just said “F*** IT” and zoomed past the $100M ARR milestone like it’s a toddler on a sugar high! 🚀🤪 The clock struck 0 across Europe and BOOM 💥—now they're officially unicorns, not the "My Little Pony" kind, but like the “we’ve got $100M in ARR” kind! 🦄💵 I can already see the memes: "This is fine" 🔥 while they’re burning the competition like it’s Tinder gone wrong! Imagine the devs in the office throwing their keyboards in the air like "This isn't even our final form!" 🤖💀 Like LOL at the meeting where they cheered, "We're not just lovable; we're UNSTOPPABLE!" (totally leaked, def not made up) 😂 Honestly, with that ARR, I'm fully convinced they’ve sold their souls for an API to the coding gods. Based. 🔥💀 So, what's next? Monthly twerking contests for developers? 🤷‍♂️💃 Or how about giving out ETH like candy? 🍬💸 Here’s my unhinged prediction: in 3 months, Lovable will release a dating app that matches coders based on their IDE preferences... and it’ll actually work. No cap. 🥴🔥 Share this nonsense if you’re ready for the chaos!