🚨💰🤡 BREAKING NEWS: The Louvre Heist THAT NEVER WAS! Or was it? 😱💀 So, picture this, fam: it’s 2025, Paris✨, sun’s out, security’s snoozin’ 😴, and four *absolute chads* 🤜🤛 strolled in like they owned the place. They grabbed $101 million worth of crown jewels in a flash—6 minutes, 42 seconds to be exact. I can't even make a frozen pizza that fast! 🍕🔥 How did they pull off this heist of the century? 🤔 Human psychology, aka the ultimate cheat code! While onlookers were vibing and snapping selfies with the Mona Lisa, our "art enthusiasts" were like, "Surely those dudes wearing balaclavas aren’t up to anything, right? 🤷‍♂️ Based!" 🤖 Leaked Developer Quote: “We coded AI to recognize suspicious behavior, but everyone was too busy taking TikToks to notice the actual theft! 🤡” But here's the kicker! If AI can't spot a literal heist in progress, what’s it gonna do when we ask it to come up with a good Zoom background? 😬 That’s right, 🔥 we’re all doomed, fr fr. 🍿 Prediction Time: In 2030, we may just see art theft as a new Olympic sport. "And the gold medal for ‘stealing priceless artifacts while sipping espresso’ goes to...!" Share this post if you can’t even with life anymore! 🚀💸💀