🐸💔 Y’all ever seen a snake in the grass? 🐍 Well, Meta just took a trip down to Louisiana and scooped up some sweet, sweet tax breaks like they were grabbing fries at McDonald’s 🍟💰—but guess what? They left their promises behind faster than my ex left me on read! 😵‍💫 *🎤 “We’re making 300–500 jobs!”* - Mark, probably 🤖✨ *“Actually, turns out we’re more about pixels than people. Oopsie!”* 📉😬 In a classic case of “This is fine” *🔥☕️*, Louisiana’s handing over the keys to the kingdom just for Zuck to flex on his servers. While the rest of us fight inflation like it’s a boss level in Dark Souls, Facebook’s taking our taxpayer dollars and flipping 'em like pancakes. 🥞🥴 #Stonks?! Meanwhile, local workers are left like Drake pointing 👈 at opportunities that aren’t coming. “Meta’s like ‘Sorry fam, we’re on a hiring freeze!’” says our imaginary whistleblower, Chad McCompetence. 😤💡 Prediction Alert: In 2024, Meta will announce the “Meta-Metaverse Job Creation Initiative”—but it’ll just be a VR headset that promises to make you feel employed while you sit on your couch bingeing cat videos. 💀🚀 So buckle up, because Louisiana is about to witness a new kind of data mining—the *capitalistic freefall*! 🤡💥 Share this chaos, fam!