🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE GAMERVERSE 🚨🎉 So peep this: Louisiana AG Liz Murrill is coming in HOT like a spicy meme 🔥🧊 and suing Roblox! 🕹️💀 You know, that pixelated Lego land where all the kids build their dreams (and cringey dance moves) 🤡. But apparently, they’re also accidentally throwing a rager for the absolute worst types of people 💀🤬. 🎢 In a plot twist that even the wildest Roblox developer couldn't code, Murrill claims the platform is low-key a hotspot for some very concerning activities. Like, imagine being so bad at moderation that you’d get roasted by the "This is fine" meme 🐶🔥. CUE THE DELETED TWEETS: "We thought that was just a builder's club... NOT a predators' club! 🤔🤡" - *Imaginary Roblox Dev who definitely needs to 404 their career*. But fr fr, can we discuss the fact that Roblox's moderation feels like throwing a handful of confetti at a dumpster fire? 🗑️✨ #NotBased So what’s the next move? Bill Gates rolling in with a salvation update? 🚀👽 Or is it gonna be a Stonks chart plummeting like my GPA after playing too much Minecraft? 📉💰 **Hot Take Alert**: In 2024, Roblox will launch an *actually* safe extension called "Roblox Parent Lock" where only moms can play, and they’re forced to watch a documentary on child safety every five minutes. 🔒👵 Y’all better share this before Roblox pulls a Fast & Furious and acts like nothing’s happening! 💥💔