🚨📉 BREAKING: The *ultra-exclusive, totally-not-a-gimmick* iPhone-compatible smart scale is BACK, fam! You thought your WiFi scale was flexin’ on you? Nah, it was just a little cringe. 💩💰 So, this hero of a scale says, “Why you gotta be complicated when you can just weigh yourself?” It connects to your iPhone faster than your ex slides into your DMs! 📲💔 “I don’t need all that fancy stuff, I just wanna know how many donuts I can still eat,” says a dev on invisibility mode. 😅 Ya boy here was dealing with a fancy-schmancy scale so broken it could’ve starred in *This Is Fine* 🐶🔥. Now, I’m logging my weight in Apple Health like it’s a hot TikTok trend! Who needs a gym membership when you can DIY your accountability on a budget?! Stonks! 📈🚀 Just remember—if your scale starts giving you life advice, it’s time to take the batteries out and run! 😂 Bob from R&D says, “We put in the vibes, not the WiFi!” 🤖💥 🔥 Hot take: This scale is gonna make your bathroom echo like a 90s sitcom! It's gonna be the "next big thing" until your fridge starts weighing your leftovers. 🤡💀 #TechCringe #WeightWatchersUnite #OnlyHereForTheMemes