🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Are you tired of swiping left on every boring chat about last night's dinner? 😴💔 In a world where even our pets have more friends than us, enter the **FRIENDSHIP APP REVOLUTION**! 🌟💪 🚀💥 Brace yourselves, because apps like BFF are here to save your socially awkward souls! Imagine swiping right on a buddy who doesn't ask about your dating life, just your D&D character stats. #NoCap 😂 And Timeleft? Just a glorified calendar telling you when to stop binge-watching and start human-ing! 🙄🗓️ But wait, there’s more! *Leaked Developer Quote™:* “We just want people to bond over how cringe their favorite TikToks are... Sorry, not sorry!” - some random dude in a hoodie. 👀💬 And let’s be real, are we really calling these “friendship” apps? More like “Stonks for 30% less anxiety”! 💰💸 *Drake pointing meme* yes to awkward convos, no to eating alone. This is fine. 🔥💅 🚨🔥 Hot Take: In 2025, you’ll have to swipe right on your OWN reflection to feel validated! Can’t wait for the Other Me app where I finally become my own bestie! 🤖 #futurefriends Share this if you’re ready to friendzone your social anxiety! 💥🚀👯‍♂️