🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Your boring tech dreams just got a spicy upgrade! London just birthed a baby unicorn named Paid 🦄💸, and it’s ready to track those non-existent AI agent bills like a PowerPoint presentation on a first date (yikes 🤡💀). They just pulled in a whopping **$21.6 MILLION** in seed funding—shoutout to Lightspeed for their speed-walking bank heist 🙌💰. Meanwhile, the company is strutting around town with a $100M+ valuation like it’s the hottest meme of the month 😎🔥. And we can’t ignore Manny Medina, the dude who used to run Outreach, which is now worth more than that one friend who bought a Tesla but still doesn't know how to charge it (ouch 🤦‍♂️). “We aim to make AI agents feel like they’re rolling in cash," he said while sipping on a nonfat chai with extra foam. Yeah, bro, good luck with THAT! 😂👀 Imagine a world where every time you track an AI agent cost, a crypto bro somewhere gets another NFT of a cat in a spacesuit. This is fine. Here’s my hot take: Paid is just a glorified spreadsheet dressed in a TikTok filter. In 5 years, they'll either be the tech industry's best-kept secret or a cringe meme at the bottom of a Buzzfeed listicle. Buckle up, fam! 🚀✨