🚨💰🚀 BREAKING: Hived’s funding round is juicier than a ripe avocado! 🥑🔥 This London-based logistics whiz just snagged a MONSTER $42M in a Series B that’s got NordicNinja strutting like it's a catwalk in Milan! 💃🤖 (I guess they’re not just Ninjas in the snow anymore, huh?) So, what do they do? Oh, y'know, just casually using AI to deliver parcels faster than Amazon on Red Bull 🥤💨! What’s the plan? To expand into regional markets! Because nothing says *successful startup* like taking over the world one parcel at a time! 💼🌍 Quote from a *totally real* Hived dev after downsizing their snack budget to fund this: “We figured if we cut our pizza orders in half, we could fund our fast delivery dreams! 🍕❌” Meanwhile, some sad soul at NordicNinja is screaming, “THIS IS FINE” while watching their investment turn into another *forty-two million reasons to panic* if it flops. 🤡💀 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll all have delivery drones named Fred that just hover above our homes shouting “UNLEASH THE PARCELS!” 📦💥. Mark my words: Hived will either become the next Amazon...or they’ll just be in my local “whatever happened to them?” meme compilation. 😂💔 #Stonks #PanicInTheStreets