🚨💰BREAKING: London’s Evantic Capital is about to make venture capital look like a Fortnite dance party! 🎉💃💸 That’s right, friends, our boy Matt Miller—who reportedly got tired of sitting in Sequoia's comfy leather chairs—just dropped a $400M fund like it’s hot! 🔥👑 12.5% of that cash (a cool $50M, do the stonks) came from 135 “legends.” Like, who even are these CEOs?? Are they handing out gold bars or just flexing their LinkedIn connections? 🤔🤖 *“We just texted our friends and said ‘YOLO, let’s invest!’”* - **A totally real quote from Matt Miller** 😂💬 But wait! Is it just me or is the venture capital scene looking a little too much like a TikTok challenge? “How many goofy CEOs can we find to fund this questionable startup?” 🚀🤡 This is fine… as long as their capital isn’t just memes and vibes. So what’s next? A VR fund where you buy shares using NFTs while riding a llama? #ChaoticInnovation, am I right? ✨💀 In 2024, we’ll see NFT VCs ditching interviews because they found a 420-eth crypto cat that’s just SO based. Buckle up! 💥 #Prediction #ChaosComing 🔮