BREAKING NEWS! 🔥🤡 The Great London Phone Heist: 12,000 Galaxy Z Flip 7s have been *swiped* faster than you can say “folding phones are the future!” 📱💨 That's a whopping $10.6 million in Samsung swag, and no, this isn’t a scene from Ocean’s Eleven... it’s more like “Ocean’s Did They Even Try?” 🥴💰 So while Samsung is over there chugging champagne, celebrating record foldable sales 🍾, a gang straight outta “How to Rob a Tech Store” is giving us the biggest *“stolen valor”* moment since the last Netflix heist documentary 😤👌. We've got thieves with better plans than my last 7 start-up ideas! *Leaked quote from a heist mastermind*: "Why pay $1,800 for a phone when you can just borrow 12,000 of them? Stonks are the new foldable! 📈💀" And let's be real— in a world where thieves are out here securing Galaxy Z Flips, the real question is: Who’s gonna be the first person to try and flip one? 🤔😂 But let's keep it 100 here, this could be the next *big* thing— imagine the rise of "Foldable Phone Black Markets" 🚀. My prediction? By 2024 we'll see TikTok influencers selling “gently used” guys on the dark web! 🤖💥 #FoldedButNotForgotten! 🥳