🌍💸 BREAKING: London just dropped its mixtape in the world of quant finance, 💥 and fam, it’s going hard! Forget Big Ben, it's now all about Big 💰! XTX, Qube, and Quadrature are flexing like they're the ultimate stonks meme IRL, each raking in over £1B! 💰💸 Is this the same London that gives you a wet sock walking through puddles? 🤔🧦 Financial Times is basically dropping receipts like: “Look at these firms, they’re makin’ bank, baby!” 🤖💸 With a new league of brainiac graduates 🧠📚 ready to code algorithms that trade faster than my little brother's reflexes when I ask him to share the last slice of pizza 🍕— this place is the Harvard of algorithmic trading. 📈😂 Developer at Qube: "We used to just calculate Pi, now we’re tryna calculate our way to the moon 🚀!" But fr fr, is it a bubble? Or just another London fog covering up a literal money storm? 💨💸 Stay tuned for the take-off! 🚀🔮 Prediction: In 5 years, London's gonna be selling algorithmic trading courses next to Buckingham Palace… where you can learn how to make bank while drinking tea! ☕👑🔥 This is fine!