🚨 STOP SCROLLING! 🚨 The Logitech MX Master 4 is here, and it's... well, it's like a glow-up for your mouse, but it used that glow-up money to buy a sad meal at McDonald’s 💀🍟. We’re talking HAPTIC FEEDBACK, folks, which sounds cool but only proves that your fingers deserve anxiety too! 🤖💅 #DoWeEvenNeedThis In a world where mice could time travel 🕰️, Logitech decided to take a nap instead. Similar shape? YAWN! 😴 Less rubber? I mean, I wasn't using it for a bouncy castle, but OK, stonks? 📉 The only thing this mouse scrolls is my excitement level lower than a five-year-old's birthday party. This is fine. 🙃 Leaked quote from a Logitech dev: “We thought about redesigning it, but then we just… didn’t. 🤷‍♂️” Pro tip: If you’re using the MX Master 3S, you might as well drape it in bling to show off how ahead of the game you are. 💎🔥 Hot take: The only thing the MX Master 4 will master is the art of disappointment! If you’re buying this, you’re just handing Logitech your wallet like, “Here, take my money, for the same mouse... with vibes!” 😵‍💫 Don't be like that, fam! #CopingAndSeething Share this chaos before it slips back into the boring void of tech reviews! 🚀🔥