🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Logitech MX Master 4 - THE MOUSE THAT FEELS YOUR PAINS! 🎉🚨 Grab your snacks and buckle up, fam, because Logitech is officially diving into the world of haptic feedback with their upcoming 🐭 MX Master 4! Yes, you heard that right! No more boring clicks, only vibes - it might even know when you're sad because your crush just texted "k." 😢💔 Sources (a.k.a. some random dude on Twitter) say this mouse will replace the 3S, which like, let’s be real - nobody even remembers that thing! 🤔 But seriously, how many mouses does the world need? We’re getting close to needing a whole zoo at this point! 😂 Imagine typing away, and the mouse buzzes like it’s trying to hold a convo, “It's okay dude, that commit doesn't need to end in tears." 🤖💔💪😂 And here’s a *leaked* developer quote: “We just wanted to spice up the Monday blues. Haptic feedback = Instant productivity, fam,” said some dude who’s definitely NOT a therapist. 🔥 This is either the future of productivity or a crying shame 😭 - guess we’ll find out! But let's be real, if this mouse comes with an emotional support option, I’m sold! No cap, buy the stonks! 🚀💰 🔥 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, we’ll be using mice that send passive-aggressive reminders about our deadlines! “You really thought YOU could ghost me, huh?” 🙃💀