🎉💥 BREAKING NEWS: LOGITECH UNLEASHES THE MX MASTER 4 (SNOOZEFEST ALERT)! 🐭✨ 🚨 Attention tech nerds and mice enthusiasts! Logitech just dropped the *new* MX Master 4, and WOW... it's still got the same shape 😴💤. You’d think they were making a new gaming console, but nah, they just put a fresh coat of paint on a classic. Like, are they really just playing stonks with our emotions? 💰📈 🛠️ What’s NEW you ask? They added some "fancy" features, according to our *totally credible* source, an anonymous dev who said, "We just added more buttons and slapped a 4 on it. Genius, right?" 🤖💬🤡💀 This new mouse practically glows in the dark now, and I guess that’s what they call *revolutionary* in the mouse world. Drake is pointing at the *mouseleave* from this product release like, “Nah fam, I can’t even.” 😂🚫 But wait—are they just trying to keep us hooked on the MX Master life? Like, this is fine 🔥🐶. Is it just me or is the Logitech marketing team out here trying to convince us this is the best thing since sliced bread? *Cope and seethe*, my friends. 🚀 🔮 Hot take of the day: In 2025, we’re all gonna be wired into the Matrix, *but* the MX Master 5000 will still be the mouse we all use to scroll through memes! 🐭💻🔥